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Dear Wench Whisperer,

    a couple weeks ago I was drunk and I cheated on my girlfriend. She usually forgives me when I do this but this time she hasn't. I don't know what her problem is. All I want is for her not to be pissed at me anymore but I'm out of ideas. Will you please help me out here? 

-Cheated and Sorry

Dear Cheated,

   

    No.