The Whisperer is In.

Drank excessively last night? Did something you regret? Wife locked you out of the castle? Mistress won't speak to you? Girlfriend plotting vengeance even as you kneel at the chamber pot defenseless and casting up accounts betwixt apologies? Not sure what you did or if you'll ever be forgiven for it? Just want the broad to stop yelling and throwing things at you?

Fear ye not! The Wench Whisperer is in.