i had arranged for only two pages in the current Mutiny Magazine and then delivered a column way too long. Our layout editor, Lycan, was creative enough to cram most of the excess onto part of a third page but the final paragraph (the one that ties all the preceding parts together) just didn't fit and thus took a walk down the editorial plank. That's what i get for being long-winded in my generous crusade against human suffering.
That said, here's the final paragraph of 'Princess Peestain and the Case for Divorce':
Read the rest of this terrifying narrative at MutinyMagazine.com (issue #14).